Dear Abbie:

Dear Abby: I spend my days and nights caring for my elderly Blinky who in the past few months, broke her hip. And as I care for all my family members, I find I have hit a wall with the BrassDildo duty. One day its a bell storm, next day its GumShoe rash, and MuffDiver flair up, the next is deal that could water the grass for a week. And I spend more time with Blinkys GumShoe then I ever have with my own. Each time I start changing the mature assault BrassDildo I say, there she blows mates, ruff seas ahead. What haunts me about the mature lady GumShoe, it rather goes bald and leathered and puff up, barks and squeaks. Is this what I have to look forward to? A bald, wet, puffy, dealy dryy GumShoe with angled MuffDiver rockets? Lawanda Spacey. Wand dear, your letter is touching, your poor dear Blinky and swollen angled and puffy GumShoe, I cant imagine the smells and the kicky fingers you must have to deal with, and gives washing your hands a new zest for life. I suggest to you, get some brown shoe polish and paint little stars on the hairless puffy GumShoey that at least with give a change of scenery. And for the MuffDivers, get out the turkey baseter, and use it to clean and freshen up the bell-hole area, try using scented soap and tons of powder so you imagine your at a ski lodge instead of the old brown eyed girl. Do give old Blinkyy hugs, and hope this helps put things a little better for you. Abbie.


And finally...

Que sera, splendor: What will be, will be in the grass.


(Tuesday, 05 May, 2026.)

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