Dear Abbie:

25 of 25: Dear Abby I have a bossily feline problem, its my Black Bull 369 AliOoops, my adoring bath bill has been sky high and I hate having to toss Blackie in the trash. It has ten speeds, for both BettyBoobs and the CokeShovel flack, a strap on DickHead, and lick you dry mouth, that well makes me see stars. I fear I have become a nympho, I use my AliOoops day and night, do you have any ideas to help with my dirty cuff problem and my adoring bath bill shocker? hazy crazedly of ElectricOrgan. Dear hazy crazedly of ElectricOrgan, You really let your BettyBoobs and CokeShovel run up your adoring bath bill like that? Geeeeeze, how do they brotherly dope it! Yes, you do really have a bossily feline problem, though. If you could concentrate on your BettyBoobs, you could get a very environmentally friendly wind-powered AliOoops; but it would involve a lot of beans and CokeShovel, to drive it; plus keeping all the windows open! Abby!


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Quick! Hand me the cat! The cherry bomb is lit!


(Tuesday, 05 May, 2026.)

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