P:

Pooh asIt's going to start hurting soon.

Q:

Quick Gregory, are you tall or short for your height?

R:

Radioactive Halibut makes great fission chips!

S:

Software: documentation's way of perpetuating itself.

T:

Those who can do; Those who can't become left-wing liberal.

And finally...

QOTD: "To hell with patience, I'm gonna kill me something!"

(Sunday, 25 October, 2026.)